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Wednesday, 5 August 2026

Hasanistan advances to final of The Melody 3

Yesterday, Hasanistan's entry in "The Melody" song contest successfully qualified for contest's final. Hasanistan had selected "Run with U" by the Azerbaijani band Mamagama as its entry into Melody, which had previously been the song representing Azerbaijan in the 2025 Eurovision Song Contest.

The Melody is an event organised by the Intermicronational Broadcasting Union, which also runs the IBU Microvision Song Contest as its flagship event. It is a song contest similar to Microvision Eurovision, featuring both micronations and unofficial macronational representations. This is the third edition of the event, reflected in its official branding as "The Melody 3", and the city of Newcastle in the United Kingdom is serving as the host. This is Hasanistan's first time participating in The Melody, although it previously took part in the 2022 and 2025 editions of the IBU Microvision. Hasanistan had not competed in the 2026 IBU Microvision, hosted by 2025's winner Arlandica, in solidarity with Brennonia's boycott of the event over the ban on AI-generated songs.

Hasanistan qualified in its semi-final, alongside Switzerland, Romania, Albania, France, Spain, Belarus, Malta, Latvia and Montenegro. Portugal, San Marino, Estonia, Denmark and Lithuania failed to qualify.

Hasanistan's jury gave the following votes during the semi-final:

  • 12 - Belarus
  • 10 - Romania
  • 8 - Albania
  • 7 - Lithuania
  • 6 - Albania
  • 5 - Estonia
  • 4 - Spain
  • 3 - Malta
  • 2 - France
  • 1 - Latvia
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Sunday, 2 August 2026

Brennonia establishes sports tribunal body

Published in partnership with the Kingdom of Brennonia and the Hardy-Çakar Press Association.

On 30 July 2026, His Majesty King Chase of Brennonia issued a royal act to establish the Supreme Arbitration Tribunal for Sports. The tribunal will have the power to settle disputes involving sports occurring in or operating under Brennonian jurisdiction.

The Tribunal shall be headed by a Chief Arbiter, appointed by the King. Each case under the Tribunal's oversight shall be overseen by an independent and impartial Arbiter.

The Supreme Arbitration Tribunal for Sports has likely been established to oversee the ongoing arbitration case between the Independent Team and 2026 MicroWorld Cup organiser Hasan Çakar over the result of the Independent Team's playoff round game with Minaki. As the game was hosted by Brennonia, the Brennonian government decided to preside over the dispute. Emiel van der Huijsen is currently serving as the Brennonian government's Arbiter of the case.

The Independent Team v Hasan Çakar arbitration case is notably the first legal (or quasi-legal) case to be held in Brennonia.

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Friday, 31 July 2026

2026 MicroWorld Cup: Knockout stage progresses as dramatic playoff ends with controversy

The knockout stage of the Slopfest 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup has begun, with three matches already having been completed and two semi-finalists prepared to face-off. Most notably, the dramatic playoff round match between Minaki and the Independent Team ends in controversy over what has been called a "VAR intervention".

Current tournament bracket

Mahuset v Tymbarc

The first game, held on 28 July, was the quarter-final between Mahuset and Tymbarc. Despite expectations of a close contest, Tymbarc defeated Mahuset with a comfortable score of 5-2. Mahuset had some good chances to score themselves, but the game was largely dominated by Tymbarc.

Full match replay available here

Minaki v Independent Team

The next match to occur, on 29 July, was the playoff fixture between Minaki and the Independent Team. The winner of the match would earn a place in the quarter-final against Brennonia. Both teams had a similar performance in their respective group stages, so a close game was expected.

Both teams played passionately in an exciting game, with the Independent Team seemingly stronger but Minaki equalising to prevent them from leading for too long. The two sides also had numerous missed chances on goal. At the second minute and forty-eighth second, Minaki scored a late goal to make the score 4-3. However, the most notable and dramatic moment of the match came a few seconds later. The Independent Team, needing a equaliser to prevent themselves from elimination, managed to push the ball into Minaki's net. However, the game ended as soon as they managed to do this and the goal was not counted. The Independent Team were eliminated in a devastating manner.

Soon after the game, the Independent Team protested the result. They criticised tournament organiser Hasan Çakar, who had been observing and recording the match, for having accepted the result as official and believed that a rematch should have been held. The Federation described the tournament's recognition of the result as a "VAR intervention" and an "officiating failure". Çakar responded that he was simply accepting the result set by HaxBall's game mechanics. Minaki has said that recordings of the match show that the ball had not crossed the goal line while the match was still ongoing, only doing so after the game had ended. 

The Independent Team agreed to have the matter brought to a neutral arbiter. The Brennonian government later took the role of deliberating the issue, as the match had been virtually hosted in Brennonian territory, and appointed Emiel van der Huijsen to serve as the arbiter. Preparations have been made to address the issue through arbitration.

Minaki's dramatic victory was widely celebrated in the micronation, being considered its first knockout stage victory in any sort of competitive event and probably the country's greatest competitive achievement so far.

Full match replay available here

Brennonia v Minaki

Following their victory over the Independent Team, Minaki agreed to play their quarter-final game against co-host Brennonia later the same day.

A rematch of their previous group game, which ended in a 4-0 victory for Brennonia, Minaki had hoped motivation from their previous victory would lead to a victory over Brennonia and the semi-finals awaiting them. However, Brennonia brutally demolished Minaki's dreams with a crushing 10-0 victory (larger than their previous meeting). The ten goals in the game have sent Brennonia to second-place in the tournament's Golden Boot race with a total of twenty-six goals, alongside continuing their streak of not conceding a single goal against an opponent (being the only competitor to do so).

Brennonia is set to face Tymbarc in the second semi-final.

Full match replay available here

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Tuesday, 28 July 2026

2026 MicroWorld Cup: Complete results of the group stage and current ELO rankings

The following article includes the complete results of the group stage and the official Slopfest 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup ELO rankings at the end of the group stage.

Fixtures 

Note: Fixtures are not listed chronologically, but by their original draw order.

Group A

  • Hasanistan 3-0 Parasolia (Batyr, Hasanistan | 27 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • New Oplaya w/o Gora Mira* (KaramankaÅŸ, Hasanistan | N/A | N/A)
  • Hasanistan w/o Gora Mira* (KaramankaÅŸ, Hasanistan | N/A | N/A)
  • Parasolia 4-1 New Oplaya (Batyr, Hasanistan | 5 July 2026 | Video replay)
  • Gora Mira w/o Parasolia* (KaramankaÅŸ, Hasanistan | N/A | N/A)
  • Hasanistan 11-2 New Oplaya (Batyr, Hasanistan | 15 June 2026 | Video replay)

Gora Mira withdrew from the tournament. Their opponents were awarded walkover victories for the unfulfilled fixtures.

Group B

  • Pearson Republic 1–11 Tymbarc (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 27 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Stanland 3–2 (a.e.t.) Kipstania (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 15 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Tymbarc 3–2 Kipstania (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 20 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Stanland 14–0 Pearson Republic (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 20 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Tymbarc 4–6 Stanland (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 14 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Kipstania 12–1 Pearson Republic (Duck Island, Yotamistan | 20 June 2026 | Video replay)

Group C

  • Arlandica w/o Kustia* (Brennongrad, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Brennonia 4–0 Alpecona* (Brennongrad, Brennonia | 19 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Brennonia 12–0 Kustia (Brennongrad, Brennonia | 19 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Alpecona w/o Alpecona** (Brennongrad, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Brennonia w/o Arlandica* (Brennongrad, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Kustia 0–1 Alpecona* (Brennongrad, Brennonia | 19 June 2026 | No video replay available)

Arlandica were disqualified from the tournament for inactivity. Their opponents were awarded walkover victories for the unfulfilled fixtures.

Minaki originally competed in the tournament as Alpecona.

Group D

  • Independent Team w/o Todia* (Yotam City, Yotamistan | N/A | N/A)
  • Pona 0–11 Nesea (Yotam City, Yotamistan | 20 July 2026 | Video replay)
  • Pona 1–3 Independent Team (Yotam City, Yotamistan | 20 July 2026 | No video replay available)
  • Nesea 13–1 Todia (Yotam City, Yotamistan | 15 July 2026 | Video replay)
  • Independent Team 2–9 Nesea (Yotam City, Yotamistan | 14 July 2026 | Video replay)
  • Todia w/o Pona* (Yotam City, Yotamistan | N/A | N/A)

The Independent Team and Todia were unable to be hold their fixture due to technical difficulties for Todia. A walkover victory was awarded to the Independent Team.

Pona forfeited their game against Todia. Todia were awarded a walkover victory. 

Group E

  • Hortania w/o Knuffeldierland* (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Mahuset 11–1 Ludzervik (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | 20 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Mahuset 12–1 Hortania (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | 16 June 2026 | Video replay)
  • Knuffeldierland w/o Ludzervik* (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Knuffeldierland w/o Mahuset* (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
  • Ludzervik w/o Hortania* (Brennonian Hasanistan, Brennonia | N/A | N/A)
Knuffeldierland withdrew from the tournament. Their opponents were awarded walkover victories for the unfulfilled fixtures.

Ludzervik and Hortania failed to hold their fixture due to scheduling differences. The tournament rankings were used to determine a technical victor between the two, with Ludzervik being granted a technical victory as the higher-ranked team (Ludzervik:, Hortania: ).

Tournament ELO rankings

The Slopfest 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup ELO rankings have been produced by the Brennonian organiser delegation.The rankings are based on each team's performance in the tournament, although walkover victories are not included in a team's ranking points. 

Teams who have not yet been eliminated at this stage in the tournament are marked in bold.

  1. Nesea - 1111
  2. Stanland - 1083
  3. Mahuset - 1081
  4. Brennonia - 1072
  5. Hasanistan - 1065
  6. Tymbarc - 1027
  7. Kipstania - 1007
  8. Parasolia - 1002
  9. Minaki - 989
  10. Independent - Team 988
  11. Ludzervik - 963
  12. Todia - 959
  13. Hortania - 956
  14. Pona - 942
  15. Kustia - 939
  16. New Oplaya - 933
  17. Pearson Republic - 883

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Monday, 27 July 2026

2026 MicroWorld Cup: Group stage ends as teams prepare for knockout journey

The group stage of the Slopfest 2026 Intermicronational Haxball World Cup concluded yesterday. Co-hosts Hasanisan and Brennonia both qualified in top position within their respective groups, alongside Stanland, Nesea and Mahuset. Tymbarc will join them with an automatic qualification to the quarter-finals as the best second-placed team, with the help of a +9 goal difference, while the other second-placed teams (Parasolia, Minaki, the Independent Team and Ludzervik) will battle it out in the playoff round for a place in the quarter-final.

Final group standings

The quarter-finals will see two highly anticipated contests, Stanland vs Nesea and Mahuset vs Tymbarc. Stanland vs Nesea will see the winner of the so-called "group of death" Stanland face off against a Nesean team who are the tournament's top scorer and leader in the golden boot race, both regarded as potential champions. Meanwhile, Group B runner-up Tymbarc will seek to show their capability against a Mahuset who dominated Group E. Co-hosts Hasanistan and Brennonia will play the winner of the two playoff games, respectively Parasolia vs Ludzervik and Minaki vs the Independent Team.

Knockout bracket (excludes playoff games)

In the first playoff game, to face Hasanistan, the second-ranked and fifth-ranked runner-ups face off. Second-ranked Parasolia heads into the game as strong favourite, having advanced with a confident 4-1 victory over New Oplaya in Group A. Their opponent Ludzervik are the only knockout stage team to have not actually won a game, having only qualified through technical victories (due to Knuffeldierland's withdrawal and a marginally-higher tournament ELO rating than Hortania being in their favour when both teams failed to play by the group stage's deadline), and their only actual game being a crushing 11-1 defeat to Mahuset.

In the other playoff game, the third-ranked and fourth-ranked runner-up teams play to eventually challenge Brennonia. This match that appears to be a closer contest, with both teams having similar group stage performances. Third-ranked Minaki (previously known as Alpecona) had previously played Brennonia, losing 4-0, but came second after a 1-0 victory over Kustia and a technical victory due to Arlandica's disqualification for inactivity. The Independent Team's campaign began with a 9-2 defeat to Nesea, but they recovered soon after with a 3-1 victory over the Republic of Pona and came second in their group after Todia forfeited their game with the Independent Team due to technical issues.

Second-placed team rankings

A full list of group stage results, as well as links to match recordings and the tournament ELO rankings, can be seen here.

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Hasanistan, officially the Federal Republic of Hasanistan (Hasani: Hasanistan Federal Jumhuriyeti), is a self-proclaimed state with territorial claims situated across the Greater Middle East region. Hasanistan has been described as a micronation or an alternative government by external observers due to its lack of international recognition and the minimal control over the regions it holds territorial claims upon.

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